O great shiny one, king/queen (noone's really sure) of all the shiny!!!

The Great Shiny One is the androgynous monarch of everything that glitters. The Great Shiny One may be male, female, both, or neither though nobody has ever got close enough to tell (not even The Great Shiny One him/her/um.. itself!)

Life and Times
The Great Shiny One or 'genderqueer sparkler' was born many moons ago, inside a boot. Having progressed from the embryonic single-glitter-speck stage to fully grown adult the Great Shiny One now rules over all the shiny; owns one of every single shiny; is rumoured to have created the Glittercow and has control over who experiences Spotaneous Glitter Appearance. The age of the genderqueer sparkler is of indeterminable age although looks about 23.

Home
The Great Shiny One lives in a golden cloud-palace thoooooooooooooooooousands of miles up in the sky where he/she/it has a large collection including at least one example of everything that has ever sparkled, glistened, glittered or shined.