Glitter farming

Glitter farming is the oldest form of glitter production. It first came about in the first century AD (After Derek) after the sensational (sen-sational d'you hear) discovery of Glittercows.

Traditional Methods
The Traditional Glitter Farming method is the free-range one. Where the Glittercows are allowed to roam free across the land, eating the Glamgrass, riding motorcycles, making music (or should that be moosic... no? no! Oh god! Don't tell anyone I said that the PunDemons will come!), and taking Carribean cruises etc. The cows are rounded up every evening just after throwing out time at the Dog and Duck and milked for their Glitter

Intensive Methods
In the newer, controversial, Intensive methods of Glitter Farming Glittercows are kept in sheds and near-permanently hooked-up to Glittamilkas.