Evil

Isn't nice

Evil is present in many things and is a tempermental little devil, it is, in fact, a chemical element (atomic number: 666), though probably doesn't appear in your chemistry text book. That's because it is a hidden element, flitting in and out of the scientific witchettyspiddle and not fully approved by scientific clever-clogs-big-heads or, for that matter, Stephen Hawkin.

It radiates up from down below, where there's fire and The Devil and things that go "GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR" into earthy top stuff making it evil.

EXAMPLES:

 * Drew Maguire
 * T' Devil
 * Peadophiles
 * Me on a bad day